tourist: | could you give us directions to Olive Garden? |
new yorker: | no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol |
tourist: | oh you think your clever??? |
new yorker: | what |
tourist: | i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness |
new yorker: | oh... oh god i'm so sor |
tourist: | no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself |
| the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole |
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ＥＶＥＲＹＢＯＤＹ | Destiny Islands Trio
I AM SCREAMING
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT IS AAIIIRRRRRR
haha Sora looks like he’s in infinite pain
God damnit, childhood.
(via geektasticliciousness)
cfhowell asked:
Hey, nice to see you're going to Fanime! see you there! (Sorry this isn't actually a question.)
I’m super excited!! See you there!!
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When I Grow Up by Andy Fairhurst
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Lin: | Mom, who is my father? |
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Lin: | |
Toph: | I am your father Lin. No man can penetrate your mother so I supplied both the egg and the sperm. Lin, I birthed you by myself. |
Lin: | ... |
